They should just kiss Conan's ass!
By Maureen "The Conan Fan"

I can't stand Jay Leno nor Carson Daly, but I'll start with Jay Leno first. Jay Leno from the first joke annoys me like hell. His jokes aren't funny. They are stupid. He tries too hard and is quite an obnoxious man. He likes to suck up to his guests and it just sounds fake. Fake speech, fake laugh, fake, fake, fake! He tends to annoy his guests also by asking them personal questions they don't want to answer. I think one time Nicole Kidman was getting irritated by his brown nosing. He tries to make conversations by repeating what the guest says. It's annoying. His voice, the sound of his voice is annoying. You can TELL that he's sucking up just by listening to him. His little thing about "stupid people on streets" sounds fake like him. I don't think anyone can be that dumb. And you CAN TELL that these people are making it up and ACTING stupid. It's not funny! it's acutally pretty lame to me. It's like "Oh god!" ::rolls eyes, change channels:: And speaking of fakeness, Jay Leno is also fake. By his irritating, snobbish laugh, which I mentioned and his speach. He can't talk without sounding lame.

Carson Daly, wow, a younger Jay Leno. He also likes to suck up. He takes pride in himself and he praises people higher than him. When Conan was a guest in his show, Carson gave him a small guitar. Conan, of course, was thankful. but all Carson said was "Sorry we couldn't get you the big one, we didn't have money" over and over and over again. Conan, of course, didn't mind what size it was or if he had gotten anything at all. But Carson was so hooked up on impressing him. It was SOOO annoying to watch. I eventually changed the channel.

Conan, on the other hand, is basically the opposite of them. He's more creative, he's original, and most of all he's funny. Really FUNNY! He has great ideas, even gross ones, like the guy with no gentials, the humping dog, the "If they mated". Can you see Jay Leno dong that or Carson Daly? Most likely they should just be kissing Conan's ass. And what else about Conan? He makes fun of himself, he makes fun of his guests and his guests get a laugh about it. He doesn't sound at all like he's sucking up. I especially like the episode when he was making fun of Jenny McCarthy's armpit stains and would show it to her everytime she said something that insulted Conan. He's just creative. He shares my humor. Like that "Insult Comic Dog" who one time went to Jennifer Lopez's agency in order to give her this huge gift basket full of BUTT stuff like Preparation H, Buns of Steel, a pillow... It was too funny. Even the receptionist was laughing.

I love Conan!

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