The life of a mindless Welsh Corgi
by Maureen

Maybe like most dogs, my dog Reese. chases his tail. And by doing that he hurts himself by bumping into the tables and TV stands. It may sound awful, but it's quite funny. My dog likes to stick his nose in the garbage and usually finds tissues or the brown things inside that toilet paper. He runs under the table thinking that's the only place he's safe, which is true because when I go to one side he goes the other, so basicaly we bribe him with food.

My dog is also attracted to dirty rags, even the ones we wipe his pee in. He also like to eat his barf. Which I find disgusting but I found out that most dogs do that also like Ossie Osbourne's. My dog also likes to eat toilet paper. My mom got really mad that he ate all the toilet paper and tried to scare us that we would only use our hands if he eats another one ::shiver:: So therefore we hide the toilet paper from Reese. My dog also likes to sleep in an awkward postion. Usually on his back with his hind legs spread apart and hands to the side. It's funny to look at but also cute. Since I live in an apartment my dog doesn't have a place to dig. Therefore it is my bed that he digs, well sorta. He likes to dig my blanket probably thinking there's something under it. He also like to lick my ear, hair, and most disgusting of all, my belly button. My dog also likes to lick his dick which is very gross to watch.. But then again, all dogs do that as well. And I saw him one time smelling or licking his butthole ::shudder::. My dog thinks my fingers are food and he likes to bite or lick my feet.

He also likes to annoy you when you are in a hurry, by glomping you and getting in the way. Whenever I bend down to get something in the back of the cabinets he goes right in front. Also, after he poops, he likes to scratch his feet on our carpet. Is that his sign of telling us he pooped? I don't know.

But what makes him look cute? Well, while he's doing the stuff up there ::points up:: he's either looking cute, dumb, pathetic, crazy, sweet (only when he sleeps on the couch), and stupid (especially when he hears an unfamiliar sound). Thats mostly it. No matter how messed up he is, I still love him. Damn... he's just so cute!

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